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QUOTE - "When GOD takes away something from your hands..do not think He is Punishing you..But He is merely emptying your hand..for you to receive something else...may be something more and something bigger". (Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Unknown

QUOTE - If every Friday you eagerly anticipate your Saturday & Sunday but you spoil your weekend pondering over your office work then you are a typical Indian IT victim and you are not enjoying your job. It's high time you think about your career and what you actually want to do in Life.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - All work n no play makes jack a dull boy. is a misunderstood statement. Work is a Game....A Game which you should enjoy....Both go hand in hand....and you should work as if you are playing a game....You need to play when you don't enjoy the work you do....I don't play because I do what I love.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Over the years I have learned how to love, how to help, how to forgive, how to be honest & faithful, how to be polite, how to be humble, how to work hard, how to dream & to fulfil the dreams and what not but I simply couldn't learn how to stop remembering you.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - "I always wanted a perfect ending. But now I've learned the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme and some stories don't always have a happy ending. Life is all about taking each day as it comes, taking the moments out of it and making most of them, giving your best shot, making mistakes, learning their lessons and still enjoying your journey without worrying about the end result. (Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Unknown

QUOTE - We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. We say we love animals, yet we slaughter them. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved. (Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Unknown

QUOTE - Just because my eyes don't tear doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry. And just because I comes off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong. (Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Unknown

QUOTE - “I'm not supposed to think of you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do...I'm sorry but I can't help myself, I am sick of you. Perhaps I'm in love with you.” - (Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Unknown

QUOTE - The irony of my life is that even after 23y years when I have finished my graduation I feel the urge to again go back to school to unlearn many things which I was forcefully taught, things which I shouldn't have learned and to again learn things which I overlooked or missed or perhaps couldn't learn @ that time.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - The problem is not that U don't love me or I am afraid to loose U but the sarcasm in the story is that I am scared & yet to propose U.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - 85% of the world's population is busy selling someone else's product which these days is called "Outsourcing". They are more interested in working for others perhaps because it doesn't involve risk factor or perhaps it gives them "settled life" feeling. Its those 15% torch bearers who gives us our bread and butter. Take them away and we are unemployed. Follow your heart. Do what you love. Your one innovative idea may change million lives.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Every Linux user should first read and refer the "MAN" page before going to "GOOGLE".
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I would rather prefer to be a drop out by choice than be educated by compulsion.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - You can simulate a hardware, you can simulate a software but simulation of joy is a real feat when you are down & depressed.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - My Story is too sad to be told...Sometimes it's better if some words are left unsaid...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I don't care about software piracy - I use Unix but when it comes down to Music, Movies & MP3s - I hate piracy from bottom of my neighbor's heart.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - If Windows or Mac is your solution then you haven't understood the problem. (Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Unknown

QUOTE - Just when I am about to propose a girl, I come to know that she is getting married either to an IIM graduate, or an IITian or an Oracle or a Microsoft employee. BTW my statistics show that none of my GFs had any of their BFs working with Google (my dream company).
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Not everyone crawls before they learn to walk and I am one of them.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - To me books are like boobs. They are heavy, silky, seductive, you can touch them, you can feel them, you can kiss them, their fragrance (of pages) drives you crazy, you can get immersed into them, you can play with them. Also a good boob sorry a good book should leave you slightly exhausted. You end up living several lives while reading it. And yes never judge a book by it's cover.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Although I have no interest in medical science but just for you I can become a doctor as well and my prescription is that if you are feeling depressed , if you are feeling sick then don't worry - Your doctor has arrived. I know what is wrong with you. You are suffering from the deficiency of Vitamin ME.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Ineffective education and negligence towards environment are the root causes behind this economic recession.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Never wear an underwear having size more than that of your shorts - that is to say don't try to eat more than you can chew - that is to say sky may not have limit but you are not sky - so come down to earth and dream what you can achieve.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I got educated through an institution called Internet where I spent just 1% of my life. The sarcasm is that 99% of my time got wasted in search of education while I was attending schools, tuitions, colleges, lectures, trainings, coaching classes, crash courses,seminars..shit..shit..shit..and what not!!
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I had a misconception that IITs & IIMs are everything until I enrolled @ the institution so called "INTERNET".
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - U love someone...U marry someone else...The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband...And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id...btw u know my password...(Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Unknown

QUOTE - What if u get married to the one u love...does the password still remain the same ;-) ...I don't know...I am asking the ones already married or soon getting married :P ...btw I haven't changed my password ever since I created my mail account...and I don't intend to change it either... ;-)
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Generally I love every thing except two words which I hate like anything, "Security" - because I love taking risks and "Options" - because I love to do many things.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - “Smile - It's the third best thing you can do with your lips.”
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Ok..ok..everybody is asking me same questions...so for all of you... - 3 best things that you can do with your lips - 1. Speaking truth, 2. Snogging and 3. Smile
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Ok so most of u disagree with me...I can't help...This is what majority says...3 best things that they can do with their lips - 1. Smooching, 2. Sucking and 3. Smoking...This is called "Dev S"...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; respect women, regard elders; save water, grow trees; talk less, work more; help others, love everyone; and all good things will be yours.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - My work place comprises of some pretty good people...I mean some are good while some are pretty.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well, with no pre-conceived notions and with too high a spirit so as to be able to hold back your old non-sense. (Modified by Parag Kalra)
Author - Ralph Waldo Emerson

QUOTE - Employees never leave the company - they actually leave the manager.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - No IT company is good or bad - its sometimes the project, sometimes the management and most of the times the manager who decides your fate.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I am sick of the words - "Management", "Monitoring", "Planning", "Tracking" bla bla bla. Some people pursue them as a job profile but in that process they themselves forget to work.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Strong recruitment systems holds key to success of any company and the golden rule of recruitment is - For a work which require 2 persons, just recruit 1 person and make sure that he/she is capable enough of doing the job of 3 persons.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Never judge a book by its cover, Never judge a movie by its book and Never judge a boob by its bra.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - The secret to creativity and innovation today is knowing how to hide your sources.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - For any service based industry losing good people is more dangerous than losing projects. Projects will come...Projects will go but a good resource once lost will never come back.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - To hit and hurt someone whom you hate the most is to leave him when he needs you the most.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Had money grown own trees...I bet no one would have ever dared to cut a single tree...thats the ironic moral of the story...Man wants money which can only buy Computers, Cell phones, Cars, Cameras and one night with a hot Chick but he doesn't want trees which can buy him his Life... - (Author of this quote - Parag Kalra)
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I wish money grew on trees...at least there would have been no deforestation...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I know everyone including me has some or the other weakness. But never accept your weakness. When you accept your weakness you give yourself an excuse to make mistakes. More than that it steals away your faith and confidence.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Pure Water, Power, Pollution, Population & Poverty...should be the agenda of every new government for their tenure of 5 years...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Things I badly miss - Good Rainfall, Cold Winters, Cool Breeze, Clean Water, Pure Air, Satisfying Sleep, Green, Dense and Tall Trees...My only prayer to God is to guide humans in saving these blessings or at least bless me with peaceful death...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Lesson to be learned from this Monsoon Failure – Lets pledge and plan to plant at least one sapling per person and make sure you nurture and nourish that tree till you are alive. This way we (Indians) can grow more than 1 Billion trees and there would never be any scarcity of Rains or Grains…
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I have a dream that our children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, language they speak or the religion to which they belong but only by the content of their character.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - All I need is Regular Rainfalls, Cold Winters & Lush Green Trees...All I want is a Laptop, Good Internet Speed, a Camera and a Cell Phone...All I wish is minimum deforestation, minimum water-food-power wastage and good sewage system...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Don't hold people responsible for their mistakes rather help them responsibly.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - It doesn't bother me that "Life is a Bitch"...what concerns me is that "We are Dogs"...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - A year from now you will wish you had started it today...Remember 'Someday' is not the day of the week...Neither 'Saturday'...nor 'Sunday'...only 'Today'...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - The best way to make your computer work faster is to throw it out of Windows.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - In the end it all boils down to the law of Karma - We get what we give to others and we become what we wish for others...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Girls and Games (Computer) remain 2 of my unconquered territories.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Life is too short for regrets and revenge...This is what we fail to understand and spend 90% of our day cursing, crying and complaining about others...In that process we fail to concentrate and care about ourselves...Lets grow up and learn to forget and forgive people...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Whenever you climb you are followed by a dog called 'Ego'. So its up to you - Either bite the Ego or get bitten by the Dog.
Author - Friedrich Nietzsche (Modified by Parag Kalra)

QUOTE - My idea of Nirvana is speaking less, being able to sit in front of your PC for long period of time and staying away from all gossips and complaints...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Biggest challenge for any project manager is not the success of the project but motivating people to work together in complete unity, sync, and harmony.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Its not good for husband and wife to work at same place. Well a man cannot have 2 managers at the same place and at the same time.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - It's nice to win great projects but make sure you don't lose the good people.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Projects are driven by people and not by power and politics.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Whenever we do any deal or want something, we always want more - be it Food, Fuck or Money and we always end up wasting it. So always try to have little less than what you need and give little more than other person's greed.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I can't control my destiny hence I seldom pray. I just trust my Soul and I rely completely on my Deeds and Karma. My only goal in life is to be who I am, help others, love others, forgive others, respect women and do something to save the vanishing Flora & Fauna. There's only now, there's only here. Give in to love or live in fear. No other path, no other way. No day but today.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself...Taking responsibility of doing your job well helps other to do their job well...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - God has gifted eyes to enjoy some hot, lovely, cute, beautiful and sweet things... ;-) Don't waste it doing some boring QA validation - You have Perl for that... :-)
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - If money is your hope for Independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. And at the same time having never ending passion to save Water and vanishing Flora & Fauna...
Author - Henry Ford (Modified by Parag Kalra)

QUOTE - It takes two years after being born, to learn to speak but it takes a life time to learn what not to speak and when to speak…
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I wish my eyes had a camera and I could capture every thing with a wink of my eye...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a true leader and if not then you are a Manager...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Everything happens for a reason...but you should ask questions to find answers...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Of-late I have realized that more you speak and the more you grumble, the more you screw...just smile and be silent but know your stuff well...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Sometimes I feel that I suffer from Dyslexia of Dreams - Aadhe adhure, toote phoote, nachte girte aur phir sambhalte hue Khwab jo pure na ho sake...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Wives, GFs and every Woman as a matter of fact are so mean these days. All they say - "my money is my money, ur money is our money"
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Always speak less like a girl's skirt - long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I sorely miss those less secured days of Facebook and Orkut when exploring beautiful profiles was so easy..
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - I would never like to shout and scream to tell someone when I am going...Lord I pray to you to bestow me with Courage, self-Control and Concentration to just smile and silently walk away...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Maintaining a Software is 1 part coding, 2 parts creating sins, 3 parts cleaning sins and 4 parts forgiving sins.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - These days I feel the urge to shut down my brain more than I feel the need to shut up my mouth
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Stay hungry...or just stay f(u)llish...its so difficult to lose weight...
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - Thinking is better than knowing, but less interesting than good observation.
Author - Parag Kalra

QUOTE - There was a time when people used to wake up with newspaper and tea. Times have changed...Now all we need is Facebook and a Smoke.
Author - Parag Kalra

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